ASS KISSER GUM

8 pieces of kiss ass cinnamon flavored gum for brown nosers. Go out and kiss some ass! Kissing ass never tasted so good!

Key phrases for upward mobility:

• Have you been working out?
• You're sooo good at that!
• What a great idea!
• I wish I'd thought of that!
• Did you lose weight?
• You are so funny!
• I can see why you're the boss!
• That is your color!

One chew and you can kiss anyone's ASS!

Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.