Perpetual Kid
 
I smell a promotion!

ASS KISSER

ASS KISSER GUM


8 pieces of kiss ass cinnamon flavored gum for brown nosers. Go out and kiss some ass! Kissing ass never tasted so good!

Key phrases for upward mobility:

  • Have you been working out?
  • You're sooo good at that!
  • What a great idea!
  • I wish I'd thought of that!
  • Did you lose weight?
  • You are so funny!
  • I can see why you're the boss!
  • That is your color!

One chew and you can kiss anyone's ASS!

Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Price: $1.50
Buy Product Online | Visit Store Home
   

  Related Products


  I HEART OFFICE STICKERS - Show your love of the office
  "WE ARE HAPPY TO SERVE YOU" CERAMIC COFFEE MUG - The Classic NY Paper Cup (In Ceramic!)
  WHILE YOU WERE NOTEPAD - 
  EXCUSE NOTE NOTEPAD - Sick? Tired? Feel like being late?
  THE CUBES - ANN - In this office you're the boss!
  YOU HAVE A GREAT ASS GUM - 
  SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT GUM - 
  MY SPREADSHEETS PENCIL HOLDER - Spreadsheets Kick Ass!
  MY SHIT REALLY DON'T STINK AIR FRESHENER - 


 Other Items from OFFBEAT TREATS

  GREAT OUTDOORS EXECUTIVE SANDBOX - Camping Without the Bugs!
  PING POPS - CAT AND DOG - Meow!
  NORMANDY BEACH DELUXE EXECUTIVE SANDBOX - 
  CONSTRUCTION ZONE EXECUTIVE SANDBOX - Scoop It Up and Haul It Away!
  QUICK AND EASY SNACKS - Great Recipies
  A DAY AT THE BEACH EXECUTIVE SANDBOX - You Don't Need Sunblock for This Beach
  SAND TRAP GOLF EXECUTIVE SANDBOX - No Need to be Afraid of the Sand in These Traps!
  PINK ICE SCRAPER & FURRY MITT SET - 
  PINK HANGOVER RECOVERY KIT - Ohhhh What Did I Do?
  SHOCKING LIAR - If you lie, you're in for a shock!
  "WE ARE HAPPY TO SERVE YOU" CERAMIC COFFEE MUG - The Classic NY Paper Cup (In Ceramic!)

 

  Return To Perpetual Kid - Unique Gifts to Entertain Your Inner Child

 

 


The PerpetualKid , © Copyright 2004-2007 Taylored Ventures, Inc.
e-commerce software
E-commerce powered by MonsterCommerce shopping carts.