ASS KISSER

I smell a promotion!

ASS KISSER

8 pieces of kiss ass cinnamon flavored gum for brown nosers. Go out and kiss some ass! Kissing ass never tasted so good!

Key phrases for upward mobility:

Have you been working out?
You're sooo good at that!
What a great idea!
I wish I'd thought of that!
Did you lose weight?
You are so funny!
I can see why you're the boss!
That is your color!

One chew and you can kiss anyone's ASS!

Price: $1.25
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