EXCUSES & LIES

Lies for All Occasions

EXCUSES & LIES

Everybody lies. If they say they don't, they're lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival. Six-month-old babies first deceive with fake laughter and cries.

So the question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie.

This book provides verbatim lines for the workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocked-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again!

This cloth covered, gold stamped, hardcover book contains 112 pages.

Measures 3.25" x 5.5".

Price: $7.99
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