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SUPERMODEL MEAL GUM

SUPERMODEL MEAL IN A BOX GUM


Meal in a box! Now that waif-like 5'9", 97 pound frame that once seemed impossible can be yours! Pan seared duck alongside grilled sweet onion topped with a blackberry confit and rich brandy demi-glaze, this is all packed into a cinnamon gum flavored square!

Pack includes 8 complete meals (aka gum) and measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Price: $1.50
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