Misplaced your merlot? Don't fret. Wine Lines are here to save the soiree. Insert the band through the slot and tighten around the stem of your glass. Voila - your rosé is recognizable!

Wine Lines are soft, flexible, stretchable, washable synthetic rubber. Easy to slip onto a wineglass, and unobtrusive once in place.

They're fun as ice breakers - I mean WHO doesn't want to drape an "OVERPRICED" tag on their wine glass and fend off the compliments?

Toasts- Prosit!, Down the Hatch!, Mazel Tov!, Cin Cin!, Kanpai!, A Votre Sante!, Slainte!, Cheers!, Bottoms Up!, Salud!, Na Zdrowie!

Comments- sturdy, opulent, rich, supple, immature, overpriced, volatile, vintage, earthy, ripe, formidable

Euphemisms- woozy, puzzled, befuddled, light-headed, boisterous, tipsy, glassy, obstreperous, fractios, bemused, unglued

Reviews- subtle but noseworthy, lingers on your palate, fruity firm & well-packed, delivery complexity, nutty with a kick, modest yet confident, easily approachable, mellow but charming, mild yet not bland, undemanding yet delivers, competent but laid-back