COMIC TOILET PAPER

When you use our Comic Toilet Paper, no more courtesy flushes are needed!  This toilet paper will really empower you to let rip like a superhero on the toilet!  Splash! Pop! Parp! Flush! Embarrassing noises from the smallest room in the house will be a thing of the past as you confidently launch into action with each tear. 

Just like real comics, you can trade the best ones with your friends or save them in the attic until they increase in value!  OK maybe not the last part, but they're still tons of fun!