DELUXE TOUPEE

Our realistic Deluxe Toupee will take you from bald to beautiful in seconds!  Almost immediately after covering your bald spot, women will start flocking to you like pigeons to breadcrumbs!  Not recommended for windy days or roller coaster rides.  Includes self-adhesive tape to prevent slippage.

Disclaimer – Women flocking is not guaranteed.  This description does not necessarily reflect the views of perpetualkid.com and/or our employees.