DOCTOR'S CHOICE CANDY CIGARETTES

Ten out of ten friendly neighborhood doctors would rather eat these candy cigarettes than smoke real cigarettes. You wouldn't doubt the wisdom of your friendly neighborhood doctor would you? Each pack of our Doctor's Choice Gum Cigarettes contains twelve 3.5 inch long sticks of orange-flavored candy that look somewhat like real cigarettes.

We're pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!  So refreshing!

Adults only!