EMERGENCY INFLATABLE CHICKEN

You just dropped the best joke and nobody is laughing.  Any serious situation like this can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use.  Our vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is needed.

*Inspected for wholesomeness by U.S. Department Of Fowl Play*

Measures 16 inches long.