EXTREME BUNGEE BIRD FEEDER

You leap off the bridge and free fall until you start feeling the snug of the bungee on your legs slow you down.  The cord starts pulling you back up and you bounce around a few times till you come to a stop.  Then suddenly, giant birds come flying over to start pecking at you!  Auuughh!  What’s happening!?!  

We’re guessing you fell through a time-paradox portal and you’ve been turned into our Extreme Bungee Bird Feeder that birds absolutely love!  The birds can perch on the arms and enjoy their day while they nibble off each little piece.  

Not acceptable for toucans.