HOW TO SPEAK WOOKIEE

As intergalactic travel is becoming more affordable, it’s time to brush up on your Wookiee as direct flights from Earth to Kashyyyk are planned to start soon.  So instead of asking somebody to get the big walking carpet out of your way, you can simply say, ” wokoahucwo scwo akanworacwo” and the wookiee will politely move out of the way. 

Remember, it’s not wise to upset a Wookiee unless you don’t mind your arms being ripped out of their sockets. 

So pick up our How To Speak Wookiee book right away and start reading the friendly and helpful guide to speaking Wookiee.  This helpful guide teaches citizens of the galaxy key phrases in the Shyriiwook language, eliminating near-fatal encounters with notoriously short-tempered Wookiees while smoothing the way to lasting partnerships and friendships. 

This manual for intergalactic communication also includes a sound bank of ten key phrases that you can play to hear the Wookiee pronunciations, recorded by Chewbacca himself! 

Book measures 8.25 inches long x 6.75 inches wide x .5 inch deep.  Requires three 5V batteries (included).