HOW TO SPEAK ZOMBIE

A guide for the living!  So you’ve prepared yourself for the zombie apocalypse with food, weapons and shelter.  But have you thought that another key of survival may be learning the zombie language?  Our easy to read How to Speak Zombie guides you through how to avoid being eaten or infected while going about your everyday activities.  Whether it be ordering a coffee from a zombarista or shopping at the zombie-infested mall, you’re ready and prepared.

Of course, this guide is also helpful if you become infected and want to fit in with the crowd.

Deeply informative, this manual includes detailed illustrations and an electronic sound bank that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation.  Meanwhile, the text helps explore the customs and etiquette of the zombie world like when to share brains or to not one-up another zombie.  

Includes an emergency ‘Brains’ button that can be pressed in case of immediate dangers.  Continue to press until the danger has passed.

Book measures 8.25 inches long x 6.75 inches wide x .5 inch deep.  Requires three 5V batteries (included).