*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

Hey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...

Surround yourself with positivity and embrace your journey! Our Affirmations Pen Set is designed to inspire and empower you with positive affirmati...

Are you sure we're allowed to do this? Hey there, fabulously fun aunts (and the cheeky nieces and nephews shopping for them)! We've got the perfect...

I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...

For when your shift hits the fan Anyone that has worked in customer service will feel a deep connection to this set of stabbingly fun set of pens! ...

A slice is nice! Unleash your inner fruit fanatic with our Watermelon Scented Pen. Crafted meticulously with adorable watermelon slice designs. Wa...

Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...

Our favorite coping mechanism? Self-deprecating humor, of course! So naturally, we've been anxiously awaiting the arrival of our Anxiety Pen Set! E...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school. Interlocking pens, pencils and giant eraser!...

🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

Dude... these pens are dope. A doobie-ous reference to the cult classic film Reefer Madness, this pen set is sure to be a hit *cough cough* with po...

It will probably get worse If you're like us, and the thought of seeing another thing that says "hustle harder" makes you gag, this Demotivational ...

Chews to add some fun to your writing! Our cheerful Bubblegum Scented Pen will infuse your day with playful nostalgia! The magical aroma of classic...

The purrfect set of pens, does exist! For anyone that understands the struggle of being selected as "the chose one" and becoming incapacitated by a...

Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...