🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

Surround yourself with positivity and embrace your journey! Our Affirmations Pen Set is designed to inspire and empower you with positive affirmati...

I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...

Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

Back when I was a kid my phone was attached to a wall! Our Millennial Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for everyone that is too old and too youn...

Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

Our favorite coping mechanism? Self-deprecating humor, of course! So naturally, we've been anxiously awaiting the arrival of our Anxiety Pen Set! E...

Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

Are you sure we're allowed to do this? Hey there, fabulously fun aunts (and the cheeky nieces and nephews shopping for them)! We've got the perfect...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school. Interlocking pens, pencils and giant eraser!...

The struggle is real. Finals-ly, a pen set that humorously relates to the unique stressors of college student life! A fun conversation starter, thi...

Nerds love these! Our Solar System Erasers are a set of 8 colorful planets. So now you can hold the universe in your hands and explore space witho...

The purrfect set of pens, does exist! For anyone that understands the struggle of being selected as "the chose one" and becoming incapacitated by a...

For when your shift hits the fan Anyone that has worked in customer service will feel a deep connection to this set of stabbingly fun set of pens! ...

Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...

Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staf...

Proof that mistakes make life more colorful Imagine how freaking dull life would be if everything we did was perfect? Sounds like a nightmare, unle...