HAPPY GUM FOR YOUR CRAPPY LIFE

HAPPY GUM FOR YOUR CRAPPY LIFE
come on get ~~crappy~~ happy!

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're chewing this gum!

Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

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