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    Candy Cane Scented Pen

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    It's in mint condition! The scent of candy canes hanging from a Christmas tree will fill the air when you use our adorable Candy Cane Scented Pen. ...

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    Gingerbread Man Scented Pen

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    Can't catch the gingerbread man! What a cute idea for a stocking stuffer! The scent of freshly baked gingerbread men will fill the air when you use...

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    Offensive Crayons

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    *NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

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    Red White and F*ck You Politically Offensive Crayons

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    Guaranteed to make you say "ooohmygod!" Here we go again! Another one of those "most important election of our lifetime" is happening again! Are yo...

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    Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils

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    🔮 Unveil Your Destiny! Watch the Magic Unfold! Curious seeker of the unknown, behold the enchanting Mystical Fortune Teller Pencils - the ultimate ...

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    Adulthood Pen Set

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    Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...

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    Offensive-ish Crayons

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    Not your normal box of crayons... Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon...

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    Cat Lovers Pen Set

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    The purrfect set of pens, does exist! For anyone that understands the struggle of being selected as "the chose one" and becoming incapacitated by a...

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    Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set

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    Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

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    Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen

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    This scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...

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    Watermelon Scented Pen

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    A slice is nice! Unleash your inner fruit fanatic with our Watermelon Scented Pen. Crafted meticulously with adorable watermelon slice designs. Wa...

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    Christmas Tree Scented Pen

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    Santa Baby, hope you like my note The scent of a dazzling Christmas Tree will fill the air (and your Christmas Stockings) when you use our adorable...

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    Pull My Finger Farting Pen

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    Hey, pull my finger! 🫵 If you’re in need of a good laugh, then our Pull My Finger Farting Pen will be your new go-to! Instead of making fart noises...

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    Over The Rainbow Scented Eraser

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    Proof that mistakes make life more colorful Imagine how freaking dull life would be if everything we did was perfect? Sounds like a nightmare, unle...

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    Giant Wooden Pencil

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    I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...

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    Pencils For Zero F*cks

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    No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

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    Plant Lovers Pen Set

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    Share them with fellow plant enthusiasts! Are you a proud plant enthusiast? Then these pens are perfect for you! Express your love for plants with ...

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    Fuck It All Pen Set

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    Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

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    Anxiety Pen Set

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    Our favorite coping mechanism? Self-deprecating humor, of course! So naturally, we've been anxiously awaiting the arrival of our Anxiety Pen Set! E...

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    Strawberry Scented Pen

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    A sweet gift for a berry special someone! In a jam finding the perfect present? Our fun and fruit-abulous Strawberry Scented Pen is ripe for the pi...

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    Dog Lovers Pen Set

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    Always looking for a doggone pen? Are totally fetch Dog Lovers Pen Set is soon to be your new best friend! (Okay, 2nd in-line-best-friend!) Even i...

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    Big Graphite Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

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    Big Colored Mechanical Pencil Set

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    Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

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    Affirmations Pen Set

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    Surround yourself with positivity and embrace your journey! Our Affirmations Pen Set is designed to inspire and empower you with positive affirmati...

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