FIRST AID MARTINI SHAKER

Put the gauze, tweezers and antiseptic wipes away because our First Aid Martini Shaker is your first defense at first aid intervention!   Certain self-limiting illnesses or minor injuries, such as that paper cut you got from opening your tax bill, may not require further medical care past your first martini.   We recommend that only well trained mixologists perform these liquid life-saving remedies!  A built-in stainless steel strainer catches fruit pulp and ice and the lid is removable.  So pour away and bottom's up!

Warning: Side effects may include wishful thinking, dangerous dance moves and feelings of grandeur.

Measures 10 inches long x 4 inches diameter.  Holds 30 fl. oz.  Hand-crafted glass.  Hand-wash only.