NINJA LETTER OPENER

You've lost more blood to paper cuts than you ever did playing sports as a kid.  Yes, it's fun to show off your fun novelty bandages and whine to your co-workers about how much it hurt… but wouldn't it just be easier if you didn't suffer any cuts at all?  Quit inflicting pain on yourself and start using our adorably cute Ninja Letter Opener.

These are troubled times indeed in the office kingdom!  If your desk is under siege by the evil forces of mail, our skillful expert in unorthodox arts of war will surely come in handy.  A few swipes of our friend's katana sword and you'll go through all your mail in no time!

Made from ABS plastic.  Measures 5.5 inches tall x 2 inches wide.