OUCH! VOODOO CUTTING BOARD

Need to cut somebody out of your life?  Perhaps they need to suffer just a little bit, too?  Then you'll surely enjoy our OUCH! Voodoo Cutting Board.  Go ahead and chop up that salami, hack away at the Havarti... don't you feel better already? 

The solid beechwood board includes a storage slot for the included handy paring knife.  Making a Voodoo doll takes way too much time anyways!

Solid beechwood board.  Backstabbing knife included!  Curse to haunt you family for generations, not included!

Measures 9.5 inches long x 5.5 inches wide x .5 inches thick.  Wood.