YOUR VERY OWN PERSONAL STALKER

Have you been feeling like you could use some extra attention?  Our Personal Stalker is the perfect addition to your life.  He's Pathetically fixated on YOU and YOU alone!  Can you imagine this creepy guy showering you with unwanted phone calls and gifts and following you everywhere you go!

Place him on your desk and know that he will always be there for you.  Best of all, unlike normal stalkers, your Personal Stalker will never put you in any danger! He will just present you with flowers all the time!

Remember... You are loved.  Totally... completely... obsessively!

Measures 3.5 inches high x 1.5 inches wide.  Ceramic.