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We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!
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    Crazy About You Relationship Card

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    Cray cray in love? If you're cray2 this card is for you! Fresh as a new pack of crayons, our Crazy About You Box of Crayons Love Card will allow yo...

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    Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

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    Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!" For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine'...

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    Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle

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    Celebrate your alone time! Kick back and enjoy the unadulterated awesomeness that is you with our Party For One Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candl...

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    Party Poopers Plunger Cocktail Picks

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    Get the Party Started with a Splash of Humor! Hey there, potty mouths! Plunge into a whole new level of weird with Party Poopers Plunger Cocktail P...

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    Grape Ice Pop Scented Pen

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    Nothing is im-popsicle! They say the pen is mightier than the sword, so with our fruity and fearless Grape Popsicle Scented Pen in hand, you'll be ...

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    T.V. Rock

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    Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the ...

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    Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

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    Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why ...

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    Crazy Cat Lady Gnome

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    My 'nip stash brings all the cats to the yard... Do you purr-fur the company of cats? Proudly own the title of Crazy Cat Lady? Well, gnome body doe...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Pencils For First World Problems

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    Awwww.... Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of...

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    Lit! Doobie Birthday Candles

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    Can weed be blunt about your birthday? Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! For your next sesh, celebrate in style with our Lit Doob...

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    Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen

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    This scented pen really takes the cake! Cupcakes are ALWAYS a GOOD idea! So is having a favorite pen on you! Our yummy Vanilla Cupcake Scented Pen ...

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    Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap

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    We don't want to come off as cocky, but... We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...

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    Distract-O-Mat Ice Cream Cone Dog Lick Mat

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    A tasty tongue teaser! Have you ever tried to wrangle a wiggly pup during bath time, only to end up with more water on the floor than on Fido? Or p...

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    Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card

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    Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

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    Love Letters Valentine's Day Gummy Candy

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    XOXO Hugs and Kisses! Get ready to spread the love this Valentine's Day with our delightful Love Letters Gummy Candy! These adorable gummies are sh...

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    Magic Crystal Ball

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    See into your future! Our mystifying Magic Crystal Ball brings a touch of magic to your office or home. Wave your hand over the mini 3 inch glass c...

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    Chill Out Fishbowl Eye Mask

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    It doesn't get much betta than this! 🐠 Life can be exhausting. Make time for some rest and relaxation underneath the see with our convincingly real...

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    #1 Dishwasher Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

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    Not a fan of doing the dishes?Make household chores a team sport with our #1 Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge! It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

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    Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug

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    Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

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    Crystal Growing Volcano

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    A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volc...

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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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    OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card

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    Omg! Like omg, our OMG Gold Foil Greeting Card is gorgeous! It features glistening foiled detail, 3D elements and a fabulous printed envelope! The ...

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    I'm A Nerd. And Not The Cool Kind Women's Socks

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