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We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!
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    Kawaii Hot Sauce Hand Warmers

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    Rooster sauce lovers like it hot! Heat things up this winter with our Hot Sauce Hand Warmers! A must-have gift for Sriracha lovers, this adorable p...

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    Snow Day Zen Garden

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    Our Snow Day Zen Garden is  the coolest way to melt your stress away, one snowy daydream at a time! Your year-round snow getaway without the frostb...

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    Gingerbread Man Scented Pen

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    Can't catch the gingerbread man! What a cute idea for a stocking stuffer! The scent of freshly baked gingerbread men will fill the air when you use...

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    Jelly Jelly Sweet Candy Scented Eraser Set

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    Don't be jelly! Our rainbow-colored, Jelly Jelly Candy Scented Erasers can be yours too! Soft and flexible, they're as fun as they are to hold as t...

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    Pop Pop Snappers

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    Drop it! Throw it! Step on it! Snap it! The one thing standing between you and having the time of your life is getting our old school Pop Pop Snapp...

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    Grape Ice Pop Scented Pen

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    Nothing is im-popsicle! They say the pen is mightier than the sword, so with our fruity and fearless Grape Popsicle Scented Pen in hand, you'll be ...

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    On Fleek Navidad Christmas Card

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    Lettuce pray... Wish your familiares y amigos a blessed Christmas that is as delicious as their favorite street taco and as stylishly festive as ou...

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    Ho! Ho! Hoe. Christmas Pen Set

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    Perfect for writing out your Christmas Cards You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It’s why they call it the m...

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    Crazy About You Relationship Card

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    Cray cray in love? If you're cray2 this card is for you! Fresh as a new pack of crayons, our Crazy About You Box of Crayons Love Card will allow yo...

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    I'll F*ckin' Hug You Crew Socks

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    What can I say? I'm a hugger Our cautionary I'll Fuckin Hug You Women's Crew Socks say it pretty clearly. Some of us don't care about personal bubb...

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    Limited Edition I Love You To The MoonPie & Back

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    Hey there, lovebirds and MoonPie enthusiasts! 🌙❤️ Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and what better way to express your love than with a...

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    Slow Food Dog Bowl

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    Bone Appétit! 🐕🥩🦴 Got a bone to pick with a food-frenzied pup? Our Slow Food Dog Bowl unique T-bone steak design promotes slower eating and may imp...

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    Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind!

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    Think you got them figured out? Fur-get about it. Our Phrenology Cat - Read Your Cat's Mind! is just the kit you need, if you've ever wondered why ...

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    Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set

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    Our deliciously fun Ramen Doodles Eraser + Sharpener Set by Fred is so cute we could just slurp it on up! If you're noodling around for an idea for...

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    Ass Wipe Dusting Mitt

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    The dusting mitt that totally kicks ass! Is the thought of spring cleaning and dusting getting you down? Time to get your ass to work with our Ass ...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card

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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    I Would Die Without You Tamagotchi Scratch-off Relationship Card

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    No pressure, right? Our hilarious and heart-warming I'd Die Without You Scratch-off Digital Pet Greeting Card will bring a knowing laugh to anyone ...

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    Mini Yule Log Fireplace

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    Yule love this mini fireplace!🔥🪵 Our crackalackin' Mini Yule Log is here to bring all the emotional warmth and coziness of the winter holidays to y...

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    The Super Duper Ball Kit

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    A bouncing ball laboratory! What's more fun than playing with super bouncy balls? Making them with our Super Duper Bouncy Ball Kit, of course! Wit...

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    Holy Roller Lint Roller

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    Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help ...

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    Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card

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    Challah if you knead me Say happy Hanukkah properly with our delicious Happy Challah Days Hanukkah Card. You'll get laughs and smiles when you tell...

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    Bigfoot Scat Slime

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    Dive into Mystical & Mucky Poop! Unearth the legends of the wild with our Bigfoot Scat Slime! This elusive yet playful concoction takes you dee...

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    Cotton Candy Snow Balls

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    Edible snowballs, y'all! Our freshly packed Fluffy Stuff Cotton Candy Snow Balls are the perfect cold weather, lip smackin' snack! Ever snow ...

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    You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Relationship Card

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    I'll stop the world and melt with you Sweeten up your special someone's day with our fun and interactive You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Ca...

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