TAKE A SICK DAY HAND SANITIZER

We don’t want to hear you coughing, sneezing, moaning, and snorting while you’re trying to breathe.  Seriously, just take a sick day!  We don’t want to get sick and it wouldn’t make sense to spread the plague through the office!  The sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue does not create sympathy here because in our minds, you’re a walking virus farm! 

so here’s a hint, try our Take A Sick Day, Asshole Hand Sanitizer so if you must be here among us, at least you’re sanitizing after yourself.   Seriously, go home!

Our 2 ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded cootie virus on contact, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera!

Bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide.  2oz.