THE DOG, DAY 751 DOORMAT

The Dog, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre rubber squeak toys. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape... that, and the satisfaction I get form occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane.

Let guests know that there is a dog in this house who is ready to escape!  The dog obviously doesn’t enjoy the rubber balls, squeaky toys and the bowls and bowls of food served every day.  People will think this mat is funny and it’s a great choice for dog owners!

Made from 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges.  Easy to clean.

Measures 18 inches long x 27 inches wide.