VIBRATING ALIEN HEAD MASSAGER

Alien abductions are not something to  joke about, people.  We take them very seriously.  But oh man, our Vibrating Alien Head Massager is an out of this world treat for your scalp!  You will think you were beamed up into a UFO and used for some awesome alien relaxation experiment. 

This head massager is supernaturally amazing and will relieve your tension in no time!  Thank you aliens.  And thank you government for not covering this one up! 

Send your tension to the moon!

Requires 2 AAA batteries (included).  measures 9 inches tall.