ZING! CATAPULT SPOON

Everyone knows you shouldn't play with your food. But hey - sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there's a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal - load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle, and watch your food take flight. ZING! It's WAY more fun than a war of words.

Available in Red, Purple, or Green.