Blue Q

Bitch I AM Relaxed Women's Socks

$10.99

Our sassy Bitch I Am Relaxed Socks like to state the sarcastic truth. Like, remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it DEFINITELY helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Socks

$10.99

Our Busy Making a F*cking Difference Socks goes to show you that just because you're altruistic, doesn't mean you can't cuss like a sailor! The cool thing about "a fucking difference" is that...

Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

$12.99

Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! Dish towels are like the socks of the kitchen! So why not add some trash talking and personality to your favorite room in the...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this...

Hellraiser Socks

$10.99

Pinhead Would Be Proud Just like these socks, you may look all sweet, cute, and innocent, but you know the truth.   You've been terrorizing the masses since you got your first set of wheels!...

I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

$1.99

You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed,  I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love of my life! You're sho shmarth Whath...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a...

Uranus Lavatory Mist

$11.99

And now, for an in-depth look into Uranus Lavatory Mist... Blah blah blah, something about gaseous planets... enough with the fluff, already! Here's the deal: "Uranus" is never not funny. So, we ran...

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

$5.99

You know someone that needs this! Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies...  Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else! ...

Swing Your Thing Men's Golf Socks

$12.99

These Are Not About A Penis Golfing Socks​You know when they say the grass is always greener?  Well this is the other side they're talking about! Our Swing Your Thing Golf Men's Socks are a...

Busy Making A F*cking Difference Men's Socks

$12.99

Our hard-working Busy Making A Fucking Difference Men's Socks are a powerful fashion statement for guys from all walks of life. A reminder for yourself and fortunate onlookers of just how great an...

Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just...

Day Of The Dead Reusable Shopping Tote

$11.99

Environmentally Friendly Reusable Shopping ToteCelebrate the deceased in style with our Day Of The Dead Shopper. Take your tote with you everywhere to keep the festive spirit of El Dia de los Muertos...

I'm A Nerd. And Not The Cool Kind Women's Socks

$10.99

Nerd? I prefer the term "more intelligent than you" much better. It's nice to see geek and nerd culture become popular, but some of us are nerdier than cool nerd status. Slip on a pair of our I'm A...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks

$10.99

Camping Socks Our I F*cking Love It Out Here Socks will capture the ecstatic f*cking bliss you feel from escaping fluorescent lights and embracing the great outdoors!  Ahhhh, the sights and...

F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our F*ck This Sh*t Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the sometimes-struggling domestic goddess. Some days you win. And other days, you just end up making a series of small fires in the...

I'm Not Bossy, I'm The Boss Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our infectiously cheerful I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Oven Mitt is well... totally boss!  It's a totally cheeky way to express your admiration for the person in charge...  What...

Your Team Sucks Men's Socks

$12.99

 In your face! We can't all be billionaires to deal with a 2% wealth tax AND having enough money to buy the perfect socks for every game we watch! One size fits all sports! Football, hockey,...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!...

Some People Just Need A High Five Gum

$1.99

We think you know those kinds of people. You know them well... Maybe TOO well. Sorry about that, by the way. You deserve more.   Our "Some People Just Need A High Five. In the Face. With a...

Coconut Basil Lip Shit

$6.99

Cruelty Free Lip Balm We are giving you a rare opportunity to be a ukulele lady (or gentlemen) and we'll be a monkey's uncle if you don't love our Coconut Basil Lip Shit!  It is made from a...

Go Away I'm Introverting Gum

$1.99

Make that a nope for me. Our straight-to-the-point Go Away I'm Introverting Gum is just what you need on you in case of a social annoyance crisis. Don't even bother making eye contact or parting your...

I'd Juice That Dish Towel

$10.99

Unlimited juice?  This party is gonna be off the hook! Do you even juice, bro? Our colorful I'd Juice That Dish Towel lets everyone know that you're not choosy when it comes to juice. ...

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

$12.99

It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice. If you're looking for the secret ingredient...

I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

$1.99

Decorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is perfect for those frequent moments when you need to send a direct message to the person standing next to you (and...

Fight Like A Girl Socks

$10.99

Fighting Words Socks Before you drop their teeth in, while wearing our cheeky Fight Like a Girl Socks, make sure you reapply your lipstick so you look flawless for that mug shot! Buffy, Hermione,...

Hey Bitches Gum

$1.99

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack - your gang of girls together. Will it be a tears...

Killin' It Men's Socks

$12.99

Anything You Can Do, I Can Probably Do Better Socks Much like your mowing skills, our Killin' It Men's Socks get an A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Just look at you go! That's...

The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel

$10.99

Don't worry about it... I have a dog. You'll keep this The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel clean if you have a dog around... they clean up everything!   Super-absorbent 100% unbleached cotton Fun...

Cornhole Men's Socks

$12.99

Our Cornhole Men's Socks will quickly become your lucky pair of gaming socks! Cornhole...  So Stupid, So Fun! And it's quickly become everyone's favorite lawn game/outdoor drinking...

Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit

$6.99

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Behold our Blue Q Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Shit! Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality,...

I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

$10.99

Your prayers have been answered!  Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little hands. Why settle for some plain dishrag? You...

I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper

$11.99

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, honk the horn! Even UFO space ladies need to hit the store on-the-go, so our I'll Just Run In Real Quick UFO Shopper is just the bag to use. It's HUGE and great for...

I Go All The Way Dish Towel

$10.99

The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) on top! We should know, having been a proud member...

Pizza's Here Oven Mitt

$12.99

*DING DONG* Our Pizza's Here Oven Mitt has arrived just in time to save the day (and your family from another burnt dinner!) Pizza delivery comes to the rescue again. Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO...

Cat Butt Coin Purse

$4.99

Our high quality Cat Butt Coin Purse is the kitty for your cash!   This adorable zippered coin purse features a silly snickering kitty on the front and a useful field guide on the backside!...

My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs. Looking for a fetching gift for your dog loving pal? No reason so chase your tail over...

I F*cking Love It Out Here Men's Socks

$12.99

Take a hike? Hill yes! Our I Fucking Love It Out Here Men's Socks are looking for a reason to stretch your legs and answer the call of the wild! Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love...

Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm

$6.99

You'll soon sea that discovering our Lip Shit Orange Mango Lip Balm is nearly as exciting as stumbling across a new mermaid + seahorse pal! We have never really understood the whole strapless bathing...

Heading To My Next Mistake Socks

$10.99

Fun Socks For Making Mistakes In Throw our Heading To My Next Mistake Socks on the next time you're in a rush to get out of the door, and blast off to your next misadventure! Afterall, there's no...

I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks

$10.99

Our astronomically fun I'm a Girl. What's Your Superpower? Socks are leaps and bounds above the rest! This bold yet cheeky pair of socks are the perfect ones to slip on when it's time to throw down...

My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

In bright fuchsia our flashy My Favorite Salad Is Wine Handy Tote screams the not so subtle message of this tote.  You just simply can't beet this tote!   Say it while you're at work!...

People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

$10.99

Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats over humans. Purrrhaps you're looking for a...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but...

I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel

$10.99

Our proud and cocky I Don't Like Anyone In The Morning Dish Towel is totally relatable. Especially if you act like a giant cock in the morning. You're not the only one! Just look at the size of this...

I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case

$5.99

Piquing flowers Our curious and curiouser I Have Secrets. Cool Ones. Pencil Case is sure to get some attention! Hidden among the flowers is a not so secret message - I have secrets. Cool ones...

Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train and train, but you'll never be able to match my...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this...

Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

$10.99

Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and stylish dishtowel features an awesome retro pad, with a...

Natural Born Assh*le Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Most Men If he talks like an asshole and looks like an asshole, chances are he is an asshole... and needs our Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks. Now, you may be thinking... why would I get a...

The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

$10.99

Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad news in a cutie-pie cat, red dress, and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package ain't really...

Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse

$4.99

We love our Filthy Stinkin' Rich Coin Purse like a bear loves honey! And you'd better bee-lieve it!  A cute gift for your honey! Perfect for coins, gift cards, and folded up love notes...

I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel

$10.99

Our amazing I'm a Girl, What's Your Superpower? Dish Towel is leaps and bounds above the rest!  You're a force to be reckoned with, so why settle for some basic dish rag? Put your super powers...

Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist

$11.99

A fresh remix of an old favorite, our Total Eclipse Of The Fart Lavatory Mist by Blue Q is on track to be a hit in the bathroom! You need this now, tonight.  You need this more than ever...

A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks

$12.99

Our mastiff'ly cute Blue Q A Boy And His Dog Men's Socks charmingly sums up the special relationship between a boy and his dog. Whether that boy happens to be 6 or 60! You don't need a special...

Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote

$11.99

A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so much easier! With this wondrous Mary Poppins bag of your very own, there's room for a...

You Crafty Bitch Socks

$10.99

Great Gift For Those Crafty Bitches! Sew you like crafts, huh? Our hilarious You Crafty Bitch Socks will almost guarantee that your most tedious projects get off on the right foot! We just love her...

Humans Are My Side B*tch Cat Dish Towel

$10.99

If cats could talk our Humans Are My Side Bitch Cat Dish Towel would sum up their felines purrfectly. No, it doesn't read "rub my belly, leave me alone" but the message is the same! "Humans are my...