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Blue Q

Blue Q gifts are created by talented designers designing the funniest collection of of life-improving, joy-bringing products such as their famous oven mitts, dish towels, hand sanitizers, coin purses, totes, catnip cat toys and candy! It doesn't get much funnier than this!
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    You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

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    Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other ...

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    Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

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    Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

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    I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

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    Day of firewalking ahead of you? Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the m...

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    B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

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    BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy do...

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    Some People Just Need A High Five To The Face Gum

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    Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...

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    People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

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    Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my do...

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Socks

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    The first step is admitting there is a problem. Your mom will embrace our I Love My Asshole Kids Socks with open arms and ice cold toes, as cold as...

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    I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks

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    And TBH that's the only running we'll be doing today. Our cheeky I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks silently declares... We don't g...

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    Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

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    Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and styli...

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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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    Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy

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    WHOA 🌀😸 If only your cat could see colors man... at least they can dig on the crazy pattern and the goodness packed inside of this tripped out bag ...

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    People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

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    Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats...

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    Cats Are Expensive Coin Purse

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    A coin purrs that carries lots of sass and your cash 👛🐱 Cats are expensive, and fabulous. Thankfully this coin purse is fabulous but inexpensive! B...

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    Smells Like Happy Oven Mitt

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    They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

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    Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

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    Pspsps... Who wants kitty food? Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who w...

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    I'll F*ckin' Hug You Crew Socks

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    What can I say? I'm a hugger Our cautionary I'll Fuckin Hug You Women's Crew Socks say it pretty clearly. Some of us don't care about personal bubb...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

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    [Thrusts middle fingers towards the sky] Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad new...

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    Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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    Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

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    Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt

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    How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

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    What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum

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    Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

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    Grumpy Old Man Men's Socks

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    Got a grumpy old man? Like we needed to be told you're grumpy! Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about y...

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    I'm a Delicate F*cking Flower Socks

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    Consider This A Warning Socks Gently nestled among a garden of blooms, the well-rooted message of our profanely dainty I'm A Delicate Fucking Flowe...

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