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Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel

$10.99

Our 'Yo' I Secretly Like You A Little Extra Dish Towel is the perfect kitchen accessory for your Sunday Brunches and Last Suppers. (Too soon? Please forgive us.) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on...

Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

$1.99

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome!  But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you??  If not, at least you'll have re-upped your gum...

F*ck This Sh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Not What I Want To Be Doing Right Now Socks We know, we know... why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as this fella use that ugly, undignified word?  Because sometimes you just need a...

Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful...

Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

$5.99

After years of testing by NASA, the anxiously awaited and groundbreaking Instantly Talk with Your Cat Breath Spray has finally been made available to the public.   Never before has the world...

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

$1.99

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself.  This is great advice and should always be worn on...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and...

Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks

$10.99

Our Makin' Waves Mermaid Ankle Socks are so lovely they could leave the most content of mermaids wishing she had feet to wear them on! This beautiful raven-haired sea maiden is designed to mimic the...

I Am Going To Get Sh*t Done. Later. Men's Socks

$12.99

We feel you. And our I Am Going To Get Shit Done. Later. Men's Socks will feel you too if you ever get around to buying them. Not that we're judging you, fellow procrastinators! Because it's okay!...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Men's Socks

$12.99

Socks For Sucky Meetings At Work Statistically speaking, and according to this colorful PowerPoint pie chart based on what's trending, we'd guesstimate that 90% of meetings match the criteria for...

Horny For Food Oven Mitt

$12.99

Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink retro design of this cheeky oven mitt is begging you to find a man who looks at you the way this...

I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

$12.99

The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you kiddos do, while allowing you to hold hot items!...

Resting Snack Face Handy Tote

$9.99

The lion's share of people will love this bag We'd be lion if we didn't think that everyone should have this Resting Snack Face Handy Tote. It's cute and holds stuff... most notably snacks! We love...

My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks

$10.99

Purrfect for pouncing around town or lounging in your fav sunspot Our My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Socks playfully points out the obvious about your BFF - Best Furry Friend.  Fur real, we'd much...

My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

$10.99

Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny) issue. We know that, these days, Take-Out is still a taboo subject. But just because people aren't talking about it doesn't mean...

Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

$10.99

Holy crapola!  Today is THE BEST!  Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin happy that you could shit rainbows!  ...

Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel

$10.99

Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift? Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for your lactaid even if you aren't lactose intolerent!...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring People Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you...

Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks

$12.99

If you know someone who deserves our Selective Hearing Specialist Men's Socks know that we feel your pain! The frustration that comes from dealing with someone with selective hearing is enough to...

B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

$12.99

B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matriarch. We don't conform! We chop wood, we build...

Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch

$10.99

Slightly obsessed with cats! This a-meow-zing bag loves you just like a cat: inconsistently and despite itself! JK, Our Cats: Slightly Obsessed With Them Jumbo Pouch loves you all the time and...

Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks

$12.99

You're the cool dad! Our Blue Q Here Comes Cool Dad Men's Socks are for the guy who's 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit, his job because he's got bills to pay, mouths to feed, and a roof to put over...

I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum

$1.99

Emotionally exhausted from being dragged by the drama llama? Our I'm Not Emotionally Dead, But It Sounds Amazing Gum was made for you. You know what they say: the grass is always greener on the other...

This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

Our This Meeting is Bullsh*t Jumbo Pouch is the perfect way to tote all the bullshit papers that you have to print for your bullshit meeting. Adorned with colorful language and an awesome geometric...

Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch

$7.99

Alone time in progress! You wanna binge Netflix with me and my cats? Sorry, you're not invited. Our lone Go Away I'm Introverting Pouch says what needs to be said... just leave me alone. Sometimes my...

I'm Shy? No Sh*t Women's Socks

$10.99

If I wasn't shy, I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons. Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Our I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if you are fine with the...

Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum

$1.99

Everyone Will Whaley Love This CandyWhale, hello there! We noticed our Look! I'm Wearing The Smile You Gave Me Gum has gotten your attention with it's perpetu-whale grin! Will you take this whale to...

F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their...

Sunday Football Nothing Else Matters Men's Socks

$12.99

Men And Their Football Rituals Socks Sunday Funday?  So, yeah. NEWSFLASH: Unless that involves going to a game, watching a game, or smack talking about a game that's on hold until the end of the...

Weed Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Our adorably giggly Weed Money Coin Purse is highly sought after throughout the kawaii loving stoner community.   Let's be blunt.   It might not be big enough for your stash but... it's a...

Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks

$10.99

Ah, yes! Getting down to business. Our Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if your ideal night includes: Over-sized coffee mug ✓ Laptop ✓...

I Have To Pee... Again Socks

$10.99

Small-bladdered women of the world unite! Our I Have To Pee... Again Socks are sure to make you giggle until you might pee yourself - but apparently, that's an easy feat! If you have to pee like a...

Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For Her Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy...

You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case

$6.99

Legendary speaks for itself. Our fabled You're Kind of a Legend Pencil Case speaks for itself... it's legendary! Keep your pencils, pens and other knick knacks all in one place!  An adorable...

I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

$10.99

Day of firewalking ahead of you?  Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the morning!   These badass...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99

Time to cook up some fun. Our extra saucy Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt is ready to serve up the spiciest of dishes! Featuring an innocent yet flirty retro print with the words Get...

The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt

$12.99

Baked with love weed You know who our The Food Has Weed In It Oven Mitt is perfect for... yep, grandma. With prescription prices criminally high, do you really think she's not baking in a little...

Big Bucks Coin Purse

$4.99

We like Big Bucks and we cannot lie!Oh, deer. Enough of the reindeer games!  If you're looking for an environmentally friendly place to store your charge cards, a little bit of doe, or your life...

Say No To Salad Oven Mitt

$12.99

When a hog dog talks, you better listen... Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without specifically asking for one! After a long day at the...

Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some...

Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum

$1.99

Of course, yes, I do have my license! So I've see your little sign that says you card under 45.  You can't even imagine what I will do to you if you don't card me! Forever ago... We took a...

Ringmaster of the Sh*tshow Men's Socks

$12.99

My Circus, My Monkeys Our painfully honest and equally hilarious Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Socks are toe'tally perfect for everyday use, but especially for family gatherings! For much as you'd...

Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum

$1.99

Cleverly attack over-sharing Our Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum is the best way to break it to your overactive, overachieving friends that you've heard enough. In this day and age of social...

I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks

$10.99

Our I'm Not Bossy. I'm the Boss. Socks are totally boss! Whether you're CEO of your home or if you're a force to be reckoned with in the business world, these socks will speak your inner truth and...

People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

$10.99

Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do!...