Blue Q

F*ck This Sh*t Socks

$10.99

You know exactly who you're going to buy our Fuck This Shit Crew Socks for, don't you? (Besides a pair for yourself, of course!) It's for the sassy, smart someone who doesn't mind lifting up their...

Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel

$10.99

Our delightfully retro Greetings From Lake Wine Dish Towel is a nod to everyone's favorite vacation in a bottle. Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. This colorful...

Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks

$10.99

You can stick that clock where the sun don't shine. With our ever-so-chipper Alarm, You're a Little Bitch Socks your outfit will be anything but a snooze fest, even when you're just sitting...

Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

$6.99

Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a...

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

$12.99

We're pretty, pretty, pretty, PRETTY sure that there's nothing better than some good ole self deprecating humor! So while your gift recipient may try to Curb their Enthusiasm at the sight of this...

Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

$1.99

Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, your life will seem less crappy... at least while you're...

Bitch, Be Cool Gum

$1.99

What up, dawg. Introducing our savagely fun Bitch, Be Cool Gum. Did you think we were above putting the word "bitch" next to an image of a dog just for a good laugh? You were wrong. If you didn't...

Always Be A Unicorn Socks

$10.99

Introducing our Always Be A Unicorn Socks! Also know as Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Then Always Be A Unicorn Socks! We're not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all...

Clusterf*ck Dish Towel

$10.99

Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaster known as your kitchen, your day, your week, your...

Could You Be A Bigger Bitch? Gum

$1.99

Chew On This Gum Bitch Seriously.   I really do hate you.   Could you be a bigger bitch? There's no denying it... eight straight to the point pieces will proclaim just who is the bigger...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and...

Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper...

Cats! Socks

$10.99

Our purr-gundy Cats! Socks are absolutely purr-fect. Especially if you if you like to draw attention to your and your crazy cat lady status! Lucky you! The number of cats on these socks, may just...

Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

$10.99

I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked...

Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks

$10.99

Crazy For You Socks Our Cute, But Psycho. But Cute Socks beg the question... What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know.  A perfectly fitting gift for your adorable but...