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F*ck It Gum

$1.99

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'll get your point across quickly! Pack measures 2...

Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

$1.99

Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet!  You'll finally be able to share your intimate dreams and fears, stock tips, recipes and...

Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks

$10.99

Chances are... you know the perfect recipient of our Queen Of Bitch Mountain Socks! Because you're either the Queen or you're a member of the court. You decide. So whether you bestow this gift upon...

Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some...

Don't Push Me Ankle Socks

$10.99

If you identify with our Don't Push Me Ankle Socks, you'll want to snag a pair for yourself in a Grandmaster Flash! We're pretty sure your desired targets wil get the message... Don't push me 'cause...

People I Love: Cats. Socks

$10.99

Socks fur the serious cat purr-son. No kitten, our People I Love: Cats. Socks are so soft and cozy, they're like paw-jamas for your feet! Do you pre-fur the company of cats?  Are you a little...

Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

Read between the lines. Our Pretty Decent Boyfriend Men's Crew Socks tells it like it is. There's no gushing Facebook post of undying love, just some honesty bundled up in a cozy pair of socks he may...

This Is My Protest Dish Towel

$10.99

Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting making dinner, doing the dishes, and march on from there. You're a force to be reckon with, so settle for a...

Bring Your Wine To Work Day Socks

$10.99

Sock For So-So Sober Ladies Wave your freak flag up high and down low with our totally weird Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks (and roller skates) you'll never be to slow! Unless of course you crash...

I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks

$10.99

Day of firewalking ahead of you?  Our I Identify As A Badass Ankle Socks are just the pair you'll be wanting to pull from your sock drawer in the morning!   These badass...

Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

$11.99

Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. And fun loving gift for your...

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum

$1.99

Be sure to over share. A cup of coffee and a roll of toilet paper... a perfectly fine way to start the day! Popping a piece of our invigorating Coffee Makes Me Poop Gum is like brewing up a pot of...

Sh*tting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist

$11.99

You're not seeing things, our Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist actually does exist! And this shit is magic! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns?...

You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

$12.99

Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking at you Grandma! Sorry, did that sound like a...

Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Socks

$10.99

Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yourself when you have not a single fuck left to give. Have you perfected the fine art of...

Video Game Men's Socks

$12.99

Remember when you had to blow into the game cartridge every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers?  We do.  Wanna know what doesn't blow?  Our Video Game Men's Socks! So shove that...