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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
Spread Smiles, Share Giggles: Nothing beats the joy of seeing someone's face light up with laughter. With Perpetual Kid's funny greeting cards, you become the ultimate laughter ambassador. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, their cards ensure your recipients will be grinning from ear to ear. Spread the laughter and make memories that will have everyone reminiscing for years to come.
When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card
In stockGoodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...
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Grannies Are the Best! Card
In stockPen your heartfelt (or hilariously cheeky) message! Whether you're sending this card to your beloved grandma, who's mastered the art of dispensing ...
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You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card
In stockHappy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...
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I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card
In stockNow is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...
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You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card
In stockHammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...
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Taylor Happy BirthTAY Birthday Card
In stockHappy BirthTay! You're never ever too old to dance it out! Get ready to Shake It Off and dance like nobody's watching, because it's time to celebra...
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Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend Birthday Card
In stockWe wouldn't want anyone to feel bad! Happy Birthday To My Prettiest Friend! Don't show any of our other friends this card. I swear it's not becau...
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I Hope Your Chin Hairs Don't Grow Back Birthday Card
In stockSo Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...
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Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card
In stockSometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...
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Feeling Cute, Might Swallow A Cake Later Hippo Birthday Card
In stockHip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...
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You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card
In stockYou are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...
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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
In stockShut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...
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Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card
In stockKids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scr...
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You Put The "Hun" In Depression Card
In stockA Dash of Honey-Dipped Humor! We get it... life's lemonade can sometimes taste more like a pickle juice cocktail. But fear not, dear friend of misa...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
In stockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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OMG! It's Your Birthday Card
In stockDivine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...
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Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Birthday Card
In stockHit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...
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Deer A**hole Greeting Card
In stockDeer A**hole, return my calls Our funny, but frank, Deer A**hole Greeting Card is definitely a card for those friends and family who love to laugh....
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You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card
In stockYou are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...
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Taylor Greatest Era Birthday Card
In stockUshering in the Greatest Era of new memories! Welcome to the ultimate birthday card experience, where we've captured the essence of a Taylor Swift ...
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Home Sweet Gnome Greeting Card
In stockSay hello to our little friend's new home! Hey! A little guy popped out from under a mushroom in my yard and told me you have a new home! Our Home...
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Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
In stockDon't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...
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Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card
In stockOh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...
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Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card
In stockYou're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...
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