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Our Alcohol - Because No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Bottle Sock is ready to dress your favorite bottle of booze and get this party started!

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A Wine Bottle Sock Is Fortelling Of A Wild Night Of No Regrets

Our Alcohol - Because No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Bottle Sock is ready to dress your favorite bottle of booze and get this party started!

As this cheeky knit bottle sock states - no great story has ever started with salad.  However, we're certain that more than a few epic stories have started with throwing back some wine! So pick up a few of these foretelling wine socks, fill them each with a nice bottle of wine, bring said sock and bottle to your next party, hit record on your phone and let the story creations begin!

Come to think of it, you could substitute just about any 750 ml bottle of alcohol for the wine! I'd welcome a nice single malt (Matt - are you reading this?), but vodka, rum or even (shiver) tequila would work! 

  • Fits tons of different size and shape bottles
  • Clever addition to a wine bottle gift
  • Perfect way to toast the host or the Hostess with the Mostess.
  • Gift tag included.
  • Washable + Reusable.

A creative alternative for a traditional gift bag. This unique bottle sock reads "Alcohol - Because... No Great Story Ever Started With Salad" and is adorned with pieces of salad and dragon designs on the front, and on the flip side it features medieval fairy tale characters drinking out of a tower. 

Made of Cotton, Nylon, Spandex. This stretchy knit bottle sock measures approximately 3.4 inches wide x 11.25 inches tall before placed on a bottle. Our Alcohol - Because No Great Story Ever Started With Salad Bottle Sock is legendary.

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LOL Bottle Sock - No Good Story Started With Salad
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The best stories are typically alcohol infused

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