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Our 2 ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded cootie virus on contact, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera! Bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide. 2oz.
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