Fact: Air fresheners, such as our Fly Widow Air Freshener, cover bad smells. Fact: The Fly Widow knows not where her deceased husband is. Fact: The Fly Widow has been known to fly off the handle.
Coincidence? We think not. As they say... a smell is worth 1000 eyes. (okay, no one says that but just humor us.) Rumor has it that Fly Widow has become close friends with Black Widow, so we think there is something more going on than meets the compound eye.
Don't think you're going to get off that easy! You'd just love for all eyes to be on The Fly Widow, as they'd be taken off of you. Sure, you say you would never harm a fly, but we saw what you did last summer at the picnic, when that poor innocent fly landed in your potato salad. Don't worry... your secret is safe with us, for now. But just know, we know you know we know. And don't you forget it!
If you're thinking of getting a Carebear air freshener for your goth family member - that will never fly. It's time to get down and dirty and clean up their funk from the dark side. Afterall, you don't want them to fly into a rage by having the audacity of pushing some happy go lucky sunshine bear in their face.
Lavender scented air freshener with a fly widow wearing funeral attire. Made of heavy cardstock. String for hanging included. Illustrated cardboard sleeve. For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents. Looking for fun stocking stuffers? Our Fly Widow Air Freshener is a killer gift.
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