Drink your Tang! You'll grow up to be an astronaut one day because it's what they drink. Thanks, mom! Suggesting we study engineering or mathematics instead of guzzling down a mock-orange drink may have been better career advice.
Since your dream of orbiting the Earth has crashed like an old satellite, may we suggest our Astronaut LED Key Chain to help ease the pain? Squeeze his chest and the LED helmet illuminates deep and dark spaces!
Make it so and order one today! To infinity, not the car dealership, and beyond!
Measures 2 inches tall. Batteries included. Plastic.