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Kids might not see the sarcasm in the Ate a Vegetable Ribbon, but adults will get red in the face.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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Vegetables told me they don't like you either.

Our snarky Ate A Vegetable Award Ribbon is an award for all those finicky eaters that won't touch vegetables. If it's green it better not be on their plate! Our tip: add salt and butter.

This major award is a great way to reward a kid for eating their greens or to possibly shame an adult who finally managed to put down some broccoli with out gagging. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Give someone a gentle ribbing with this Ate A Vegetable Ribbon. Bonus if there is an accompanying ceremony with a large crowd!

Made of gold stamped satin. Measures 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide.

Item Number:
RIBN-3475 
200199134757
Ate A Vegetable Ribbon
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