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ATHEIST STOCKING

Atheist Christmas Stocking

by
Archie McPhee

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Great Gifts and Atheist Christmas Stocking at Perpetual Kid. So our Atheist Christmas Stocking will allow the atheist in your life to take part in the holiday

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So our Atheist Christmas Stocking will allow the atheist in your life to take part in the holiday celebrations without contradicting their own beliefs.  Atheists dont like to participate in the holidays?  Everyone believes in gifts, candy and booze among good friends and family! 

This, completely festive, felt stocking is decorated with the evolution of man, the Big Bang and the word, Science!  Be sure that this stocking is NOT filled by Santa!

The holiday Atheist Christmas Stocking helps make everyone feel included!  Merry gift-exchanging day to you too.

Measures 16 inches long.  Felt.  

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ATHEIST STOCKING
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