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Our B*tch Please I Ride A Unicorn Glittery Dish Towel is happy to speak for you in case your guests are your silently judging your kitchen.

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

Our B*tch Please I Ride A Unicorn Glittery Dish Towel is happy to speak for you in case your guests are your silently judging your kitchen. So it's a little messy, but that doesn't mean you're not awesome. You are just destined for greater things! Besides, have they tasted your homemade cookies?

Whatever their, or anyone else's, outrageous stance may be, they sure as molasses aren't better than you. While they're riding their high horse, rest assured that ride is a hell of a lot better! They must not have noticed your unicorn parked outside. And that makes you damn magical.

Machine-washable. The glitter will not transfer. This white cotton double-sided dish towel has accents of lavender, pink, and gold and features the phrase "Bitch Please I Ride A Unicorn" with rich-pigmented glitter accents.

Did you notice the chick riding on the back of the unicorn carrying the lightening bolt? Yeah, try to stop her. If you're looking for a fun kitchen accessory or gift for your unicorn loving friends, our Bitch Please I Ride A Unicorn Glittery Dish Towel is legendary!

Measures approximately 28 inch square. Great for gifting or special kitchen décor. Machine-washable; glitter will not transfer. A clever housewarming present, our B*tch Please I Ride A Unicorn Glittery Dish Towel is a heck of a gift!

Item Number:
TOWL-6949 
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Bitch Please I Ride A Unicorn Glittery Dish Towel
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