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Seriously... You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago! Now that's something to celebrate!

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase.

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* FREE SHIPPING! We cover your shipping on orders of $49+ (Contiguous U.S.) We'll also ship your order that same day it is received if placed by noon EST Monday through Friday!

 

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So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You Are Such A Bitch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago!

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.

Our funny You Are Such A Bitch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago! Is made in beautiful Los Angeles!

Item Number:
CARD-6428 
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You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Than You Did 10 Years Ago
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