Back To School

Not looking forward to going back to school? We pity the fool who thinks they're too cool for school!  After browsing our awesome gift selection of lunch totes, pencils, pens, markers, stickies, erasers, and more, you'll be wishing classes were year round!

Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99 $4.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Six Color Pen

$3.99 $2.99

Bring back the days when you were lucky enough to have a multi-color pen!  You were the envy of the class and probably your teacher!  Now you can do it again with our Six Color Pen!  Give them to your kids so they can relive the same...

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Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$2.99 $1.99

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood, you'll have more...

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Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99 $1.99

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical...

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Slide Whistle Pen

$4.49

Just Whistle While You WorkWith our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle.   Another favorite is to make...

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Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party...

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Grumpy Notebook Set

$7.49

Bah humph grrr.  Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we'd make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world.   Our Grumpy Notebook Set includes three 48 page notebooks labeled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and...

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Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for...

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Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! SocksIf you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

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T.V. Rock

$5.99 $3.99

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99 $4.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks!Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

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Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.49

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

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Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99 $3.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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Giant Wooden Pencil

$6.99

Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil!   The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil!   And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.99 $3.99

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

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Mystical Unicorn Pen

$5.99

Contrary to the belief of some whinny neigh-sayers... we wouldn't be stretching the truth, not even one tiny bit, if we told you that we are confident that unicorns exist.  Duh!  Of course they do, we work with them on the regular.  In...

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Unicorn Decision Maker Pen

$5.99

Hmmm... what would a unicorn do... ponder not! Our Unicorn Decision Maker Pen has the answer! For those who have never lost their sense of wonder... and have found a new sense of wonder, like... I wonder what I should do!? Our Unicorn Decision Maker Pen...

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I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

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Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more! ...

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Paper Tantrum Notepad

$4.99

​When it comes to meltdowns, babies and toddlers get all the excuses: “She’s hungry”, “He’s overtired”, or “It must be gas”.  Well it's high time you reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with...

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Chunky Rainbow Pencils

$4.99

Our Chunky Rainbow Pencils will help you finally capture the majestic, wispy, curly, swirly mane of the unicorn of your dreams! This set of three pleasantly plump pencils have a hue-riffic swirl of colors in each!  To create the perfect sunrise or...

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Hot Dog Stapler

$9.99

Like best condiment BFF's - mustard and ketchup - somethings were meant to stick together... Like our TPS report and it's cover sheet! As you've likely learned by now, work is no picnic. But with our corny Hot Dog Stapler perched on your desk, it may...

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Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes

$5.99

Our happy little Bob Ross The Joy of Painting Sticky Notes features images Bob Ross and his unforgettable work. There are hundreds of handy notes and page markers to keep your place, keep your notes, and keep your appointments. Let's get a little crazy...

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Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

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Participation Award

$5.99 $3.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that turn of phrase!) Our hilarious blue...

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Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99 $2.99

Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandana-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home with you!...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$12.99 $7.99

A Nail Polish Set That Just Makes ScentsAttract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out...

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Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Note Set

$5.99 $3.99

Slow... you got stuff to do, huh? Our Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Set aren't slow like sloths, for you can quickly mark a page or leave a note reminder before a real sloth would even get moving! Throw out boring yellow sticky notes and use these...

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Earaser Pencil Eraser

$4.99

Don't Gogh getting all upset over a simple mistake!  While you may not be able to eraser your ex from your memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style, you can surely use our EarRaser Pencil Eraser to backpedal and flesh out a drawing or...

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Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

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Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

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Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99 $4.99

Novel Literary TattoosOur stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured...

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Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you...

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Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to...

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Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter

$7.99

Grin and grill it!  Our super smiley Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter stamps out the perfect smile!  It will leave you feeling grate!  Ideal for adding goofy grins to your grilled cheese or smirks to your salami on rye.  Anyway you look at...

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Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but...

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Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

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I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

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Sloths On A Vine Hangers

$11.99 $7.99

Too lazy to even bother?   These sweet sloths will keep your photos and notes hanging around in the chillest of ways possible. Everyone's favorite slo-mo mammal is ready to nonchalantly hang on to your precious photos, valuable coupons, and game...

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Alpaca Eraser Set

$1.99 $1.49

Our cute Alpaca Eraser Set is as adorable as the real thing without all of that farm smell and the gross spitting.  Get a few sets and start your own alpaca farm with these cutie erasers!   Doing homework or sitting at your desk at work...

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Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

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Presto Chango Erasable Crayons

$7.99 $4.99

Retro Colored PencilsMake a fashion statement with your crayons... are you cray cray??   Well maybe we are, but our Presto Chango Erasable Crayons are the coolest crayons we've ever laid our eyes hands on! Striped with fun coordinating colors,...

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Penguin a Day Mini Eraser Set

$3.99

Made a mistake? Waddle you do now? Let our Penguin a Day Mini Eraser Set come to the rescue! Run out of the eraser that’s on the end of your pencil? These Penguin A Day Mini Erasers are here to save the day! Choose from seven different vibrant...

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Rainbow Unicorn Memo Tab Set

$4.99 $2.99

Bring some magic to your to-do-list with our Rainbow Unicorn Memo Tab Set! A fun way to mark up cookbooks, magazines, homework, and the most magical way to leave sweet little notes in lunch boxes. Let the amazing power of the unicorn help you get...

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Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case

$5.99 $3.99

Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip...

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Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck...

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Sigmund Freud Candy Book

$5.99

Tell Us More About Your Mother's CandySo... do you think your mom would like this candy?  Instead of containing the world-changing insights and observations of Sigmund Freud, our tiny Sigmund Freud Candy Book is full of banana-flavored candy...

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Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes

$6.99

Don't forget to pick up a pack of Ramen Noodles Sticky Notes next time you get a craving... to leave a memo.  They're a quick and easy way to satisfy your note leaving urges! Each hilarious reusable zipper-lock bag contains over 150 printed...

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Otter Tape Dispenser

$11.99

With Otter Tape Dispenser there's no need to hide that boring tape dispenser anymore! Simply add a roll of tape to Otto the Otter and let him add a touch of whimsy to your desk or workspace. Otto cradles your tape roll in his tummy and paws so...

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What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen

$7.49

Looking for a Seal of Approval?We predict that our Mermazing What Would A Mermaid Do? Decision Pen will be the next best thing to having Ariel as a BFF! Feel like you're stuck between a rock lobster and a hard place? Can't seem to make up your mind what...

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Adult In Training Socks

$10.99

Big Kid SocksOur cheeky Women's Adult In Training Socks are an essential accessory for those ladies out there that endure the daily struggle of doing grown up things. So when it's time to buckle down your Mary Janes, and tackle your looming...

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Unique Unicorn Click-It Eraser

$1.99

Beautiful unicorns adorn each one of our Unique Unicorn Click-It Erasers making for a magical erasing experience. Clearly, the loveliest of all erasers, they are the simple, fun and an adorably cute way to erase pencil markings. Now, we're not one to...

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