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Not looking forward to going back to school? We pity the fool who thinks they're too cool for school!  After browsing our awesome gift selection of lunch totes, pencils, pens, markers, stickies, erasers, and more, you'll be wishing classes were year round!

Magic Slime Reusable Keyboard Cleaner

$7.99

What do Peter Venkman and your keyboard have in common? They've both been slimed! Or will be soon. But that is where this particular parallel universe ends.  For it is not made from ectoplasm, and instead of ghost busting, you'll be germ busting...

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Six Color Pen

$3.99

Bring back the days when you were lucky enough to have a multi-color pen!  You were the envy of the class and probably your teacher!  Now you can do it again with our Six Color Pen!  Give them to your kids so they can relive the same...

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Magic Mushroom Pen

$2.99

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical...

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Mister Rogers' Encouragements

$2.99

Won't you, please?  Please, won't you, please?  Please, have one or two Mister Rogers' Encouragemints!! Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan - whether you're coming home or going out into the neighborhood, you'll have more...

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Slide Whistle Pen

$4.49

Just Whistle While You WorkWith our Whistle While You Work Slide Whistle Pen you can pretend you are Sideshow Bob, from the early episodes of The Simpsons, when he only communicated through the use of a slide whistle.   Another favorite is to make...

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Box Of Break Your Own Geodes

$12.99

Find The Hidden Crystals! Looking for a rockin' good time?  Don't take a moment for granite, our Break Your Own Geodes is sure to liven up the rainiest of days and the most humdrum of afternoons. A gem of a gift or a cool as schist party...

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Grumpy Notebook Set

$7.49

Bah humph grrr.  Not everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought we'd make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world.   Our Grumpy Notebook Set includes three 48 page notebooks labeled Daily Disappointments, Things That Annoy Me and...

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Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for...

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Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! SocksIf you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

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T.V. Rock

$5.99

Tune in to the Ulexite! Plop our awesome TV Rock on any printed surface and it demonstrates a cool fiber-optic effect - it projects images to the surface of this naturally occurring mineral.   This unusual effect is the result of your rock's...

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Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life!   Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar...

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Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray, terraforming solution...

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F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks!Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

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Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.49

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

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Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much...

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Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

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Giant Wooden Pencil

$6.99

Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil!   The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil!   And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's...

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Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.99

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

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I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

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Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more! ...

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Paper Tantrum Notepad

$4.99

​When it comes to meltdowns, babies and toddlers get all the excuses: “She’s hungry”, “He’s overtired”, or “It must be gas”.  Well it's high time you reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with...

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Hot Dog Stapler

$9.99

Like best condiment BFF's - mustard and ketchup - somethings were meant to stick together... Like our TPS report and it's cover sheet! As you've likely learned by now, work is no picnic. But with our corny Hot Dog Stapler perched on your desk, it may...

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Maki Tacks Sushi Pushpins

$9.99

Soy awesome! Our totally raw-kin Maki Tacks Sushi Pushpins are soy awesome, any sushi lover will fall in love instantly! Keep this perfect portion of sushi by your corkboard and you'll be ready to pin up whatever you like.  Each pearly little fish...

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Paw Pads Notepad

$7.99

Let's just paws for a mewment and admire the cuteness.  Are you feline what we're feline?  That our playful cat Paw Pads notepads are the ideal place to scratch out your stray to-do lists?  Just watch out for those rambunctious cats...

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Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

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Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

$7.99

Doth thou suffer from dry lips?To be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the question!    This set of three Shakespearean lip balms are decorated to look like Shakespeare (Mint), Hamlet (Apple) and Macbeth (Orange). (Those in the know refer...

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Participation Award

$5.99

In my day.... We lost and we liked it! It used to be that you either won or lost when you competed, but now everybody wins!  When everybody wins, don't we all lose? (Awwww SNAP! Look at that turn of phrase!) Our hilarious blue...

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Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish

$12.99

A Nail Polish Set That Just Makes ScentsAttract attention from all angles with our days of the week Daily Mood Maker Scented Nail Polish!  Features a cool color and a fun fragrance to suit your mood every day of the week! Madhouse Monday Toes Out...

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Lucky Sprout Clover Bookmarks

$7.99

If your idea of getting lucky tonight is snuggling in bed with your favorite book, our Lucky Sprout Clover Book Marks are the perfect bed fellow! So go for it!  Make your move and plant one in your book and save that spot with a four-leaf...

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Earaser Pencil Eraser

$4.99

Don't Gogh getting all upset over a simple mistake!  While you may not be able to eraser your ex from your memory Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style, you can surely use our EarRaser Pencil Eraser to backpedal and flesh out a drawing or...

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Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

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Savory Sushi Note Pals Sticky Tabs

$3.49

Our Savory Sushi Note Pals Sticky Tabs are here to save the day, and your books! Rumor has it, you like to occasionally dog ear books, or use old receipts as place holders... is that really how you roll? If you're going to keep tabs on things, you might...

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Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

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Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99

Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandana-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home with you!...

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Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Note Set

$5.99

Slow... you got stuff to do, huh? Our Sticky Sweet Sloth Memo Tabs Set aren't slow like sloths, for you can quickly mark a page or leave a note reminder before a real sloth would even get moving! Throw out boring yellow sticky notes and use these...

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Jane Austen Tattoos

$6.99

Novel Literary TattoosOur stylish Jane Austen Tattoos let the world know that you love the romance and complex manners of England in the early 1800's. Of course, in those days only brigands and sailors had tattoos, but today even the highly cultured...

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Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you...

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36 Colored Pencils Set

$5.99

What's better than the world's largest pencil?  36 totally adorable colored pencils in a handy travel canister! If you're like us, you never know what the urge to doodle is going to hit.  Always be prepared in impeccable artist style with our...

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Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to...

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Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter

$7.99

Our super smiley Cheesy Grin Bread Cutter stamps out the perfect smile!  It will leave you feeling grate!  Ideal for adding goofy grins to your grilled cheese or smirks to your salami on rye.  Anyway you look at it, they'll be the...

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Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but...

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Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

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Push Fins Narwhal Push Pins

$9.99

Tusk, tusk, tusk... just look at this place! You clearly need some help cleaning up! Lucky for you, our Magical Narwhal Push Fins Push Pins are here to help take a stab at organizing your stuff! Cleverly designed to look like a narwhal, we've discovered...

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Rainbow Hearts Note Pals Sticky Tabs

$3.99

Our pretty patterned Rainbow Hearts Note Pals Sticky Tabs (say that 10 times fast!) are an adorable way to express your love of passages in your favorite books, or markup a catalog with items you must have! These colorful striped and polka dotted...

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I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

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Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers

$5.99

Human leeches like your freeloading brother, money mooching friend and emotional vampire gal pal tend to give all parasites a bad rap... but there's a host of charming ones that are down right peachy! Our Parasite Pals Pencil Toppers are tiny parasites...

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Tentacle Pen

$7.99

Release your inner Kraken!   Whether you live in a pineapple under the sea or just really enjoy squid sushi, our Tentacle Pen is just what has been missing from your life.   Realistically modeled off of a certain Cephalopod's most recognizable...

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Sloths On A Vine Hangers

$11.99

Too lazy to even bother?   These sweet sloths will keep your photos and notes hanging around in the chillest of ways possible. Everyone's favorite slo-mo mammal is ready to nonchalantly hang on to your precious photos, valuable coupons, and game...

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Do-Overs Erasable Neon Highlighters

$9.99

Our magical Do-Overs Erasable Neon Highlighters are the highlight of the our day! There are not too many times in life you get an opportunity for a do-over, so when the opportunity arises, you should spring on it like a wild cheetah on a bag of...

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Sneaker Shoeraser Erasers

$3.99

There's no mistake about it, our stylish Sneaker Shoeraser Erasers are perfect for life's little missteps! Erasing mistakes is a walk in the park with Shoerasers! Each appealing pair comes in its own little shoebox, and stands up to your biggest faux...

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Taco Tuesday Write Side Up Floaty Pen

$4.99

Our Taco Tuesday Write Side Up Floaty Pen celebrates everyone’s favorite weekday that doesn’t precede a weekend! It doesn’t get much better than tacos and if it’s socially acceptable… screw that, let’s have tacos...

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Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case

$5.99

Our Enchanting Unicorn Liquid Tears Pencil Case is a wondrous and satisfyingly squishy place for storing all your stationery essentials! Watch the twinkly stars, rainbows and flowers float around in the magical blue liquid. With a pink and yellow zip...

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Alpaca Eraser Set

$1.99

Our cute Alpaca Eraser Set is as adorable as the real thing without all of that farm smell and the gross spitting.  Get a few sets and start your own alpaca farm with these cutie erasers!   Doing homework or sitting at your desk at work...

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Presto Chango Erasable Crayons

$7.99

Retro Colored PencilsMake a fashion statement with your crayons... are you cray cray??   Well maybe we are, but our Presto Chango Erasable Crayons are the coolest crayons we've ever laid our eyes hands on! Striped with fun coordinating colors,...

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