Back To School

Not looking forward to going back to school? We pity the fool who thinks they're too cool for school!  After browsing our awesome gift selection of lunch totes, pencils, pens, markers, stickies, erasers, and more, you'll be wishing classes were year round!

I Had One Of Those! Flashback Bendy Pencil

$1.99

Mind bending flashback to ​1984 When you're tongue tied and twisted, our super silly "I Had One Of Those! Bendy Pencil" is just the writing implement you need!  They can bend and twist into almost any shape!  You can even tie them in a knot...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$12.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand adventure (or...

Pocket Science Pet Tornado

$7.99

Great gift for the storm chaser in your life! Messy office?  Great! So now when your snarky office mate asks if your desk was hit by a tornado, you can say in fact yes, and proudly introduce them to your Pet Tornado.   Give the jar a swirl or...

Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! Socks If you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

Crystal Growing Volcano

$6.99

A fractal eruption! Exploding soon on a desk near you... a fractal eruption from our Crystal Growing Volcano! All of the beauty of an erupting volcano, with none of the hot ash or running for your life! Our kit includes a paper volcano form, a tray,...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks! Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$4.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

Magical Mushroom Pen

$2.99

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical powers...

Giant Wooden Pencil

$8.99

Straight from the land of giants... It's our Giant Pencil!   The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil!   And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Edgar Allan Poe Bandages

$5.49

Does Anyone Else Hear That Tapping Like Noise? Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped, fell and got all teary.  Only one of our Edgar Allan Poe Bandages stopped the tears. Poe, being the ultimate goth (Nightpain), has always been associated with...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring People Listen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs

$4.99

Good dog! Our Pick a Pup Doggy Memo Tabs are the cutest way to mark your territory! (Without there being pee involved. That just wrecks pages, dontcha know!) These bandanna-clad pups are sporting their best puppy attire in hopes you'll take them all home...

Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For Her Now, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Hang in There Sloth Floaty Pen

$4.99

Just hanging out at work Our nostalgia-inducing Hang in There Sloth Write Side Up Floaty Pen will give you warm fuzzies and flashbacks of the walls of your elementary school. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

I Heard You and I Don't Care Socks

$10.99

Kick back with our gloriously blunt I Heard You And I Don't Care Socks and enjoy the inner peace that comes with not caving to the pressure of peers, or opinions of salty onlookers. Because some people have a hard time being honest. You're not one of...

Taco Tuesday Floaty Pen

$4.99

Our Taco Tuesday Write Side Up Floaty Pen celebrates everyone’s favorite weekday that doesn’t precede a weekend! It doesn’t get much better than tacos and if it’s socially acceptable… screw that, let’s have tacos...

Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen

$4.99

Don't Stop Believin'! Our Don't Stop Believin' UFO Floaty Pen is for anyone that wants to believe! This out of the world pen features a sliding UFO that will go back and forth. It’s mystifying, it’s almost unbelievable…...

The More You Nope Floaty Pen

$4.99

Nope, don't tell me! Our rainbow shooting star The More You Nope Floaty Pen allows you to relive the after-school specials of your childhood with the well-timed drop of a nugget of wisdom. Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being...

Deal With It Cat Meme Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cat meme! Our Deal With It Write Side Up Floaty Pen will allow you to get a firm grasp on reality while enjoying a timeless internet meme! Some things never change, like the thrill and amazement of being mesmerized by the hypnotic motion of a floaty pen...

Adult In Training Men's Crew Socks

$12.99

For every guy out there who struggles with being an adult, our snazzy Adult in Training Men's Crew Socks are just for you. The on-going battle with the alarm clock, striving to make it at work on time, wrestling with the idea of spending your paycheck on...

Reach For The Stars Floaty Pen

$4.99

Cats in space! Our cosmic Reach For The Stars Write Side Up Floaty Pen is probably the coolest pen ever made! Watch space kitty slide up and down your pen and distract you from everything that you’re supposed to be doing. Seriously, you might take...

Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch

$9.99

With our Retro Mixtape Jumbo Pouch, getting wound up about losing stuff in your giant bag is a thing of past! If you're a child of the 70's or 80's you'll know that mixtapes were life. They were essential in capturing your fav songs off the radio, making...

Timber Eraser

$2.99

Timberrrrrrrrr! Look out below! Because you're totally going to fall in love with this unique eraser!  Our Timber Eraser is perfect for those who enjoy good ol' fashion editing with a down to earth touch! Do you really need to axe what you wood...

Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case

$5.99

Arguably the most effective in low-tech security Our Hands Off My Doodads Pencil Case will encourage the sneakiest of swipers to keep their filthy paws off your doodads, whatchamacallits, and thingamajigs too! But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't...

Lucky Kitten Eraser

$2.99

You might already be lucky and never make any mistakes but our Lucky Kitten Eraser is for the rest of us that want cute a eraser that can eradicate bad spellings or over-drawn pictures. These adorable cat erasers are great for scrubbing away an error...

Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote

$9.99

Just us, or does the expression on our Chow Time Black Cat Handy Tote seem to be this kitty cat's response to who wants kittttty fooooood? Here kitty kitty! While we purffur a block of cheese, some dark chocolate, a fresh baguette, and some catbernet -...

No.2 Pencil Scented Candle

$11.99

I used to sharpen my pencil 10 times a day at school just so I could smell the newly shaven wood and graphite?    Our No. 2 Pencil Candle celebrates the teacher, student, draftsman, artist and designer. Light it to relive your glory days at...

Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote to carry your leftovers home in! It's a DOGGY BAG. Get it??  Bone Appetit! (our apawlogies) This colorful and cheeky pooch tote can be used...

Full Of Wonder Pencil Case

$5.99

Our colorful Full Of Wonder Pencil Case is a throwback to when you were young and would carry around all of your favorite possessions around in a shiny red wagon. This adorable zippered pouch, features a classic red wagon filled with the sun, moon,...

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