Back To School

Not looking forward to going back to school? We pity the fool who thinks they're too cool for school!  After browsing our awesome gift selection of lunch totes, pencils, pens, markers, stickies, erasers, and more, you'll be wishing classes were year round!

Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light

$4.99

Truly a girl's best friend, our Diamond In The Rough Motion-Activated Purse Light will help you navigate the deepest depths of your giant bag to locate that elusive tube of lip balm that has been so narrowly escaping your grasp! Simply shake your purse...

Happy Camper Pencil Holder

$9.99

Kitschy camper for your crayons!  Simply assemble and you're ready to  park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk.  Toss in your pens and pencils, kick back and relax! Then you can start planning your next grand...

Hangry Handy Lunch Tote

$9.99

If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt.  That's right, I'm looking at you Veggie Burrito! If you're looking to own a lunch bag that screams equal parts cute and "get the heck out of my way, I need to eat!" we've got just the one for you!...

Bandage Sticky Notes

$3.99

Oops - ouch!  This is important! Our Bandage Sticky Notes are a clever way to bookmark and leave notes for yourself!  A light-hearted reminder that... OUCH!, it's going to hurt if I forget that! A fun gift for accomplished medical...

Stop Talking Socks

$10.99

OMG! Shut Up! SocksIf you have to say it... and sometimes you just HAVE to say it... say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies.  Our fabulously floral Stop Talking Women's Crew Sock will deliver your message softly, in the most...

Totally 80's Bracelet Pen

$2.99 $2.45

Now you may not have needed it to scribble notes that you discretely passed to your friend in between classes or to write down the name of the song you just heard on the radio... but our Totally 80's Bangle Bracelet is sure to come in handy in this...

F*ck Off I'm Reading Socks

$10.99

Book Nerd Warning Socks!Oh, for the love of books! Our Fuck Off I'm Reading Socks should keep them quiet! At least you can say you gave them a fair warning. Low key, yet shockingly hilarious this fun pair of toe warmers is a must to add to your growing...

Retro Rocks & Minerals Collection

$5.99

Encourage your budding geologist with our Rocks & Minerals Collection of   20 common rocks and minerals from around the USA!     Is it a Mineral or a Rock?   To the casual observer, a rock and mineral appear to be very much alike....

Lunch Money Coin Purse

$3.99

Milk Money Stash BagOur kitschy Lunch Money Coin Purse is small enough to fit in your pocket, or your smallest clutch. But, it's also big enough to hold your license, credit card, and milk money!   With the adorable milk carton, apple, banana, and...

Magical Mushroom Pen

$2.99

Next time your co-worker-who-never-has-a-pen stops by your desk, you can hide your toadstoolly awesome Magic Mushroom Pen in plain site, and they'll be none the wiser. For this non-poisonous (and incredibly adorable) shroom tchotchke holds magical...

Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch

$6.99

At first, this bag was going to say "Be Helvetica or Copperplate, Never Ever Papyrus."  But then we thought it might be a little too niche. Our cheeky Be Bold Or Italic Never Regular Zipper Pouch helps you keep your priorities in order.  Oh,...

Vintage Art Supplies Pencil Case

$5.99

Our infectiously clever Art Supplies Pencil Case is our #2 weapon of choice for containing cluttered chaos!  Punctuated with a cheeky vintage design it's guaranteed to get your creative juices flowing... cheers! But wait, there's more!  As...

I Have A Dark Side Socks

$10.99

Socks For Scaring PeopleListen.  Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean you can't get down with your dark side.  You can and you should. Wanna keep it on the down low?  Well what...

Evidence Tote

$6.99

WARNING: Do not tamper with the contents of our zippered Evidence Tote! This is not a toy in any circumstance unless you're playing beat up the person stealing the evidence. There's even a seal that says OFFICIAL PROPERTY DO NOT OPEN. So were pretty...

Hellraiser Zipper Pouch

$6.99

Oh her?  Nah... she's not running away from home.  She's just heading out for a day of complete world domination and then she's going to pedal her way home for a nice hot bath and a big glass of white wine.  Because hellraisers need time...

Duchess Of Sassytown Socks

$10.99

Sassy Socks For HerNow, we're sure that being the Duchess of Cambridge has its perks... like hanging out with Prince Harry vs having to scoop the litter box. But honestly, rather than be a fancy aristocrat, we'd much prefer to prance around town in our...

Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

$5.99

With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the drop of an exasperated *sigh*! You're ringing it, you're slinging it, you're bringing it. And now you've got the bag to match!...

Sup Nerd? Socks

$10.99

These Socks Are Nerdalicious Oh, to be young and to sit at the base of a mature maple tree, reading your favorite Squirrel story for the 14th time. Not a care in the world, except for finding the perfect socks to compliment your experience. If you spent...

Made With Love Sandwich Bags

$4.99

Everyone knows that the best part about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love!  Our Made With Love Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that they aren't eating processed food packaged in a factory, but...

Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case

$5.99

Why do you need our Always Be A Unicorn Pencil Case? We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. And unicorns are awesome. But wait, there's more! As if it wasn't already wonderful...

Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers

$3.99

Whether it's been a lengthy summer break or a rare 3 day weekend, take the burn off the return with this totally cool back to school gift... our Petite Sweets Ice Cream Shoppe Scented Erasers! The name's quite the mouthful but resist eating them no...