Bacon Bandages and more One-Of-A-Kind Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of bacon!
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Making Bacon Boo Boos!
Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of our Bacon Bandages. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time!
Our Bacon Bandages are the real thing. Accept no substitutes, especially when it comes to brunch related injuries like grease spatter or spastic knife movements while applying a schmear.
The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Contains 15 bandages per tin.
Note: This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions.
- Item Number:
- BNDG-1476
- 739048114768
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