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Bacon Dashboard Dancer

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Your brain is always distracted by the thought of bacon already so why not give your craving a cute little friend in sneakers!  Our Bacon Dashboard Dancer is so happy and adorable and resembles your favorite meat treat!  He may not sizzle or have a porky aroma, but he dances around and has movable arms! 

Were you wondering why your old Hula girl dashboard dancer disappeared?  She knew bacon was coming and couldnt resist the temptation.... she gave up her dream of being a dancer to sit at home and eat bacon for the rest of her life!

Comes with an adhesive that will stick to pretty much any surface.

Measures 5 inches long x 3.5 inches wide.  Plastic.

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You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

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