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BACON DASHBOARD DANCER

Bacon Dashboard Dancerby BigMouth, Inc.

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Bacon Dashboard Dancer and more Quirky Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Your brain is always distracted by the thought of bacon already so why not give your craving a cu

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Your brain is always distracted by the thought of bacon already so why not give your craving a cute little friend in sneakers!  Our Bacon Dashboard Dancer is so happy and adorable and resembles your favorite meat treat!  He may not sizzle or have a porky aroma, but he dances around and has movable arms! 

Were you wondering why your old Hula girl dashboard dancer disappeared?  She knew bacon was coming and couldnt resist the temptation.... she gave up her dream of being a dancer to sit at home and eat bacon for the rest of her life!

Comes with an adhesive that will stick to pretty much any surface.

Measures 5 inches long x 3.5 inches wide.  Plastic.

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DASH-1513
BACON DASHBOARD DANCER
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