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BACON LIP BALM
BACON LIP BALM

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Description

Bacon Flavored Lip Balm and more Great Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day lon

60 Day Return Policy

100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long?  Well, now you can!  Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist, protected and meaty around the clock.

Warning: Your lips will smell like meat candy, but they are not bacon.  Do not bite/eat your lips.

Measures 2.5 inches long.  4.5g.  Made in USA.  One tube.  100% interesting!

Item Number
BALM-0142
BACON LIP BALM
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