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BACON LIP BALM

Bacon Lip Balmby Archie McPhee

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Trending Gifts and Bacon Lip Balm at Perpetual Kid. Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you c

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Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock.

Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.

Each tube is 2.5 inches long with a twist bottom dispenser.

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BALM-1957
BACON LIP BALM
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