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BACON SCENTED MUSTACHE

Bacon Scented Mustacheby Archie McPhee

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Bacon Scented Mustache and more Quirky Gift Ideas at Perpetual Kid. Stop, please!   You're bacon us crazy with that extra manly Bacon Scented Mustache!   Like

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Stop, please!   You're bacon us crazy with that extra manly Bacon Scented Mustache!
 
Like some weird, macho mad scientist, we took the two most masculine things we could think of (mustaches and bacon) and mixed them into one super product.
 
This 4 inch wide mustache with adhesive backing is made of lifelike synthetic hair and smells like mmmm bacon. The perfect thing to wear while woodworking, fishing or internalizing your emotions.  
 
Hands down, the manliest fake mustache ever.
 
Measures approximately 4 inches wide.
 
Item Number
HAIR-1244
BACON SCENTED MUSTACHE
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