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Bacon Toothpaste
Bacon Toothpaste
Bacon Toothpaste

Bacon Toothpasteby Archie McPhee

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Description

Bacon Toothpaste and more Strange Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky.

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Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste.

It's the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat!

Each tube contains 2.5 oz of yummy potent bacon flavored paste.

Item Number
PAST-2061
Bacon Toothpaste
Free Shipping $49+
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