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Bacon Toothpaste and more Strange Gifts at Perpetual Kid. Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky.

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100% Customer Satisfaction! If you are not completely satisfied, you may return this item within 60 days of purchase. See our Return Policy for details.

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Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste.

It's the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat!

Each tube contains 2.5 oz of yummy potent bacon flavored paste.

Item Number:
PAST-2061 
739048120615
Bacon Toothpaste
Free Shipping $49+
Fun and inexpensive gift idea!

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