Our Bag of Pony Farts is a refreshingly light-farted alternative response to "No you cannot have a pony. From a magical farm deep in the fart...
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Our Bag of Pony Farts is a refreshingly light-farted and tasty, alternative response to "No you cannot have a pony."
From a magical farm deep in the heart of Texas, a mythical pony donates a delicacy so rare that few know it exists. Due to a unique diet of candied apples, carrots, and sugar cubes, the pony’s farts are sugary and sweet. Pony Farts are a treat for every child that still believes in magic.
A gift horse you can look at in the mouth!
Cotton Candy Snack. 10% of all profits donated to supporting charities that assist families impacted by pediatric cancer. One Bag of Pony Farts measures approximately 9.75 inches tall x 6.5 inches wide.
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